Q: What makes a Nurse a member of the Nurse species specifically?
A: Ah... It sort of depends! Some are born, some are made, some are declared -- A Nurse is quite simple, really; a Nurse is a Nurse!
Q: How was the Ward made? Did someone build it, or did it just... poof into existence?
A: It wasn't... made, per say. It exists because it needed to! There's a lot of sick, hurt people out there. For that reason, I can't say it simply "appeared" -- there's always a need for healthcare!!!
Q: How many patients have died in your care?
A: Oh, my, we have an incredibly low mortality rate! Anyone who does happen to die is promptly reanimated, then given full compensation for damages.
Q: How much funding have you been allotted?
A: "Fun...ding?" Well, you can ring the front bell as many times as you like, it keeps the Nurses plenty entertained :-)
Q: Is there only one doctor? Does he oversee every procedure?
A: Yes, just the one! However, he hardly needs to oversee any procedures. He trusts his nurses COMPLETELY!
Q: Where are the medical degrees? Do you have any?
A: At the current time (2:45 AM, 13/07/2026), the only Nurse with a medical degree is Nurse C. She keeps hers pristine in her home, regularly dusting the glass of its frame to ensure clear visibility. It's unclear who else may have one!
Q: Are you aware of the Geneva Convention?
A: Who's Geneva?
Q: Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
A: Nonsense! The Doctor loves apples! How else would he bake his famous apple pie?!
Q: What about the Nurses?
A: Oh... I'm not really sure, you'll have to ask them yourself.
Q: Can I smoke in the Ward?
A: So long as you don't blow it out, sure :-)
Q: How many ambulances do you have? Do you dispatch them?
A: Hmmm... Well, we have ambulating lances? They enjoy prancing around in the sun, and don't much enjoy combat, despite their nature as swords... We also have Ample Lamps! They're lamps, but a lot of them!
Q: So how do you deal with emergencies?
A: Oh, don't worry. We'll always find and retrieve anyone in danger :-)